Right When It Was Starting to Feel Real

missespeon:

missespeon:

i work at a supermarket and right now hellman’s mayonnaise has a recipe for cake on the back of their jars. a mayonnaise cake. a cake with mayonnaise in it. who let this happen.

i am not lying

hey who wants to ask really dumb questions about my original story ocs?????

or just dumbass questions period its tmi tuesday and i want to go to sleep pls entertain me

randomon:

Mean british goat manager

randomon:

Mean british goat manager

holy shit the second one tho

pulpfanfiction:

little kid fucking dies

what does hte fox say?????????????

nothing nice apparently